Grindin' Gears: Audi Drivers

You know what really pisses me off? These douchebags that drive around in their Audis. I have yet to see someone driving one of these cars that isn't a complete asshole. Whether they're cutting people off or not signaling to change lanes or just speeding up and tailgating me, somehow all Audi drivers are douchebags.

How does something like this happen? Is there an application that you have to fill out if you want to buy one of these cars? Is there a series of asshole tests that you have to pass before you're given the keys? There are probably questions about how you'd steal candy from babies, punch old women or sell drugs to grade school students. I just don't understand how an entire customer base can suck so damn much.

Can you imagine if something like this were to happen for another type of product? What if everyone that eats bananas was a complete cockgobbler? Well...that might work given the phallic nature of said product, but you get what I mean. You'd be in line at the supermarket when all of a sudden this banana lover would start stomping his feet behind you getting all huffy about having to wait on line to buy his fucking bananas. Then he'd probably start pushing your stuff out of the way so he can put his fruit on the conveyor belt and he'd probably yell at you, the guy in front of you and the cashier. Then when he finally got up to the front, he'd snatch his receipt up and storm out of the building. Fucking bananas.